Dr. Ike

"Mother nature is a bitch."
Recently moved to San Jose (from Boston).
A new chapter in my life.
Let's see how I can enjoy California...

Did I tell you that my mom called me a hoe?!?
— KD

Overheard conversation of friends

  • Person 1: I like your scarf by the way.
  • Person 2: Thank you.
  • Person 1: Did you buy it in Florence? [That's in Italy btw]
  • Person 2: No. I bought it at the new Sports Authority in Watertown.

When you feel like Teriyaki chicken

  • SM: Is this the Asian guy dancing over there?
  • Me: Um... *turns around*
  • Me: Yes.
  • SM: Ugh, he was eying me earlier tonight - like I would be Teriyaki chicken.
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